muffdiver
01-19-2004, 11:56 AM
A man enters his favorite restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a beautiful women sitting at a nearby table all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly takes it over to the woman, saying this is from the gentleman over there, pointing at the nearby table.She looks at the bottle and then looks at the man and sends a note with the waiter. The note reads:" For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants."
The man after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his own back to her that reads: "Just so you know, I have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850, and a Mercedes 600 SL, in my garage, and I have over 25 million dollars in the bank. But, even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut 3 inches off my dick..... Just send the bottle back. :bigsad
Muff
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly takes it over to the woman, saying this is from the gentleman over there, pointing at the nearby table.She looks at the bottle and then looks at the man and sends a note with the waiter. The note reads:" For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants."
The man after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his own back to her that reads: "Just so you know, I have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850, and a Mercedes 600 SL, in my garage, and I have over 25 million dollars in the bank. But, even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut 3 inches off my dick..... Just send the bottle back. :bigsad
Muff