muffdiver
01-17-2004, 07:24 AM
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a bottle of turpentine, shaking it up, and watching all the bubbles.
A Priest came along and asked him what he had.
The boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine."
The Priest said, "Oh no, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant womans belly, she will pass a healthy baby."
The boy replied" That ain't nothin. You take some of this turpentine, rub it on a cats ass and it'll pass a motorcycle." :insane
Enjoy
Muff
A Priest came along and asked him what he had.
The boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine."
The Priest said, "Oh no, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant womans belly, she will pass a healthy baby."
The boy replied" That ain't nothin. You take some of this turpentine, rub it on a cats ass and it'll pass a motorcycle." :insane
Enjoy
Muff