muffdiver
01-17-2004, 07:10 AM
A mafia Godfather has found out his bookeeper has screwed him out of 10 million bucks.This bookeeper happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his lawyer, who happens to know sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookeeper, "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The lawyer, using sign language, asks the bookeeper where the 10 million dollars is hidden. The bookeeper signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts it to the bookeepers temple, cocks it and says, "Ask him again."
The lawyer signs to the underling, "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him."
The bookeeper signs back, "Ok, you win. The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
"Well, what did he say?" asks the Godfather.
The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
Muff
The Godfather asks the bookeeper, "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The lawyer, using sign language, asks the bookeeper where the 10 million dollars is hidden. The bookeeper signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts it to the bookeepers temple, cocks it and says, "Ask him again."
The lawyer signs to the underling, "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him."
The bookeeper signs back, "Ok, you win. The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
"Well, what did he say?" asks the Godfather.
The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
Muff