another bad joke

[shadowgirl]

Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job way, way up north in
Shreveport. A local man applied for the same job and both applicants, having the same
qualifications, were asked to take a test by the department manager.

Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one question. The manager
went up to Boudreaux and said "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided
to give the local man the job." Boudreaux said "Why you gonna be doin dat sir,
we both got 9 questions right?"

The manager said, "We made our decision not on the correct answers, but on
the one you missed."

Boudreaux asked "An jus how da heck would one incorrect answer be mo betta
dan da otter?"

The manager replied, "Simple, the local man put down on question #5, 'I don't
know,' you put down, 'neither do I.'

[shadowgirl]

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one
night the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock" the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup!" replied the drunk.

"How's it work?" the second guest asked, squinting at it.

"Watch" the man said. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear shattering pound
and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed "For god sake, you
idiot....it's ten past three in the morning!!!"

[rabbit1]

:smokbrad Thanks lol I need that :hitme

[Breeze]

My neighbors have one of those talking clocks.

Breeze