rabbit1
01-12-2004, 04:54 PM
Fun for Dog Lovers - Your Dog's New Year Resolutions
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> 1. I will not play tug-of-war with Daddy's underwear when he's on the can.
> 2. I will remember the garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
> 3. I will not suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee
table.
> 4. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
> 5. I will shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
> 6. I will not eat the cat's food, before, or after, he eats it.
> 7. I will stop trying to find new places on the carpet when I am about to
throw up.
> 8. I will not throw up in the car.
> 9. I will not roll on dead things.
> 10. I will stop considering the cat's litter box as a cookie jar.
> 11. I will not wake up Mommy by putting my cold, wet nose up her bottom end.
> 12 . I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.
> 13. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people
will think that I am hemorrhaging.
> 14. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when
it's raining outside.
> 15. I will not drop soggy tennis balls in the underwear of anyone who is
sitting on the can.
> 16. We do not have a doorbell. Therefore, I will not bark each time I hear one
on the television.
> 17. I will not steal my Mommy's underwear out of the laundry basket and then
dance all over the back yard with them.
> 18. I will remember the sofa is not a face towel and neither are Mommy's &
Daddy's laps.
> 19. I will remember my head does not belong in the refrigerator.
> 20. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mommy's driver's
license and car registration.
>
> 1. I will not play tug-of-war with Daddy's underwear when he's on the can.
> 2. I will remember the garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
> 3. I will not suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee
table.
> 4. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
> 5. I will shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
> 6. I will not eat the cat's food, before, or after, he eats it.
> 7. I will stop trying to find new places on the carpet when I am about to
throw up.
> 8. I will not throw up in the car.
> 9. I will not roll on dead things.
> 10. I will stop considering the cat's litter box as a cookie jar.
> 11. I will not wake up Mommy by putting my cold, wet nose up her bottom end.
> 12 . I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.
> 13. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people
will think that I am hemorrhaging.
> 14. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when
it's raining outside.
> 15. I will not drop soggy tennis balls in the underwear of anyone who is
sitting on the can.
> 16. We do not have a doorbell. Therefore, I will not bark each time I hear one
on the television.
> 17. I will not steal my Mommy's underwear out of the laundry basket and then
dance all over the back yard with them.
> 18. I will remember the sofa is not a face towel and neither are Mommy's &
Daddy's laps.
> 19. I will remember my head does not belong in the refrigerator.
> 20. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mommy's driver's
license and car registration.