Sister Mary Katherine

[muffdiver]

Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack's liquor store. One day in walks Sister Mary Katherine and she said "Jack give me a pint o' brandy."

"Sister Mary Katherine" exclaimed Jack,"I could never do that! I've never sold alcohol to a nun in my life!"

"Oh Jack", she responded, "It's for Mother Superior", her voice dropped, "It helps her constipation you know." So Jack sold her the brandy.

Later that night Jack closed the store and walked home. As he passed the nunnery, who should he see but Sister Mary Katherine, and she was snookered. She was singing and dancing, whirling around and flapping her arms like a bird in flight, right there on the sidewalk.

A crowd was gathering, so Jack pushed through the crowd and exclaimed, "Sister Mary Katherine, for shame, you told me this was for Mother Superior's constipation!"

Sister Mary Katherine didn' even miss a beat as she replied, "And so it is, me lad, cause when she sees me, she's goin to shit!" :biggrin

Hope you enjoy.

Muff

Somewher in Texas, a village is missing an idiot.

[Breeze]

:roflmao :roflmao :roflmao

[Horny old man]

In the late 60s early 70s, there was an art poster with a young woman in what I would describe as a white European Nun's outfit. She was "caught" by the camera adjusting a garter and stocking. Therefore, her leg and bare thigh were exposed to the camera and she was looking up at the camera (me in my fantasy) with an embarrassed look.
I have been seeking a copy of that poster or something on the internet, but have not found it yet. I know nuns are not incest per se, but they are taboo are they not?

[mtnman]

I actually have proof that Sister Mary Catherine didn't get in trouble. Mother Superior made up with her and it was commemorated in a painting. :)

Later, when she went to confession, Father didn't have the hard,,er heart to punish her. :biggrin

[nyar]

I know nuns are not incest per se, but they are taboo are they not?

Yes they are!

:biggrin

[mtnman]

Nyar, nuns and priests were a popular subject of erotic art in the last 2 centuries (as were the peers of the realm). Any voice of riteousness was soon erotically portrayed in art as a means of ridicule.

[Horny old man]

That was some good art work.
Thanks for posting and thanks for your comments.

[Horny old man]

While I enjoyed your artwork - I would rather have sister under my control - that is tied on the table, etc.
In my early days, suffering at the hands of nuns in grade school, my fantasies were of CONTROLLING all the nuns in our school convent. I hardly knew what sex was, but I knew that they would need to be tied down and stripped as the first step. At that time I thought just touching them all over would be good enough.
Then in my later younger days - it was the early 70s and many nuns were leaving the convent in the US. I happened to be getting out of the military and went back to the old neighborhood and got to see some of the nuns from the old school. I knew that the nuns always made a fuss of students who served in the military and I was hoping that I could hook up with one of those women who had years of pent up sexual needs and we could have a great sex life together. But, alas, that never came to pass.

[nyar]

Nyar, nuns and priests were a popular subject of erotic art in the last 2 centuries (as were the peers of the realm). Any voice of riteousness was soon erotically portrayed in art as a means of ridicule.

Especially since the higher echelons of the clergy often worked hand in hand with the established order to stifle the growing call for democracy and human dignity. "Liberation Theology" took a long hard road and even today the upper level priests and pastors would rather take the easy way out and bend over to serve the oppressor. Pat Robertson take note!

Perhaps we need a change in perspective. A new communion with the divine. One that celebrates (I know I'm gonna get flamed on this) life here instead of death with a promise of life later. Just a thought.