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Ai Birdie
08-27-2003, 06:11 PM
yep its a funny ok :biggrin


Three Hillbillies are sitting on the porch shootin'
the breeze.

1st Hillbilly, "My blonde wife sure is
stupid..........she bo ught an air
condtioner!"

2nd Hillbilly, "Why is that stupid?"

1st Hillbilly," We ain't got no "lectricity!"

2nd Hillbilly," That's nothing. My blonde wife is
so stupid.. ....she bought
one of them thare new fangled warshin' machines!"

1st hillbilly," Why is that so stupid?"

2nd Hillbilly," Cause we ain't got no plummin!"

3rd Hillbilly," That ain't nuthin. My redheaded
wife is dummer than both yer
wifes put together! I was going through her purse
the other day looking fer
some change and I found 6 Condoms in there."

1st and 2nd Hillbilles,"Well, what''s so dumb about
that?"

3rd Hillbilly," She ain't got no pecker.!!!!"

:lolsmile

Onemangang8
08-27-2003, 08:06 PM
lololololololol :roflmao

Breeze
08-27-2003, 08:33 PM
:roflmao :roflmao :roflmao


Actually I been shot at by more than 3 hillbillys


Breeze

OldBluEyes
08-29-2003, 10:58 AM
Well... if she "ain't" got no pecker... what do she got?

She must be reeeeeeeeel country...

Why I bet she's so country she can smell a mule fart from ah mile away and tell you what size collar it wears!

expertlinguist
07-15-2008, 06:43 AM
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