Dogcock
05-27-2009, 07:41 AM
Last week I found out for certain that my mum has been working as an Escort. I heard a rumour to that effect at Easter but laughed the idea off because she is 63, and the idea of a 63 year old prostituting herself is, well somewhat hard to believe.
Anyway last week at the pub a guy I played football with 15 years ago told me the news about my mum. Apparently he didn't click to who she was, until after they had done the business. He wasn't telling me to get at me or anything, in fact he was rather concerned seeing as she apparently is struggling to pay the bills.
I didn't believe him of course. He had expected this and gave me an envelope. He was quite apologetic - which was as well.
In the envelope was some rauchy photos of mum that I guess she let him take of her. I was pretty shocked, but also very turned on by the pics. I admit I have fancied her since I was a college boy.
Anyways I was quite concerned, mostly about the struggling to pay the bills statement. The fact that she is fucking for money is a bit of a turn on. So anyway I invited her around for lunch last Sunday. Took a bit of getting round to but finally brought the subject up.
She knew straight away who had told me. I expected it to be an awkward subject but she isn't at all ashamed of it. It quickly became apparent that although she does it for the money, its as much for the sex too. She's okay money wise.
She said, as a joke, that the only reason she hadn't told me about it was she was afraid I'ld ask for a 'family discount!'
I laughed and replied, 'So you would make me pay full rate then?'
There was a bit of dead air then as she looked into my eyes. (I was starting to get a hard on). Her reply was that she would charge me more. I asked how much - we were both having a laugh. She said $200 for one hour. I asked if that included taking photos and she laughed and said that would be extra!
We just sort of stared at each other for a while smiling and laughing.
Anyways what do you all think? Do you think she would? I've dreamed of it for 25 years. If I go for it should I cover myself by making it sound like I'm calling her bluff, or should I make it known that I'm serious. I will definitely fuck her if she agrees. I'm thinking of ringing and making a booking for this weekend. That way if she say's she's busy I can ask when she is free.
Anyway last week at the pub a guy I played football with 15 years ago told me the news about my mum. Apparently he didn't click to who she was, until after they had done the business. He wasn't telling me to get at me or anything, in fact he was rather concerned seeing as she apparently is struggling to pay the bills.
I didn't believe him of course. He had expected this and gave me an envelope. He was quite apologetic - which was as well.
In the envelope was some rauchy photos of mum that I guess she let him take of her. I was pretty shocked, but also very turned on by the pics. I admit I have fancied her since I was a college boy.
Anyways I was quite concerned, mostly about the struggling to pay the bills statement. The fact that she is fucking for money is a bit of a turn on. So anyway I invited her around for lunch last Sunday. Took a bit of getting round to but finally brought the subject up.
She knew straight away who had told me. I expected it to be an awkward subject but she isn't at all ashamed of it. It quickly became apparent that although she does it for the money, its as much for the sex too. She's okay money wise.
She said, as a joke, that the only reason she hadn't told me about it was she was afraid I'ld ask for a 'family discount!'
I laughed and replied, 'So you would make me pay full rate then?'
There was a bit of dead air then as she looked into my eyes. (I was starting to get a hard on). Her reply was that she would charge me more. I asked how much - we were both having a laugh. She said $200 for one hour. I asked if that included taking photos and she laughed and said that would be extra!
We just sort of stared at each other for a while smiling and laughing.
Anyways what do you all think? Do you think she would? I've dreamed of it for 25 years. If I go for it should I cover myself by making it sound like I'm calling her bluff, or should I make it known that I'm serious. I will definitely fuck her if she agrees. I'm thinking of ringing and making a booking for this weekend. That way if she say's she's busy I can ask when she is free.