Mom and I.

[Tubular x Tyler]

So I texted my mom a few nights ago and asked her if she would ever fuck me. I straight up asked her.

I told her my girlfriend as of now and I werent having sex, and I was wondering if it was me or her. And my mother told me I was very sexy and if she were younger she would go for me. I then told her I was drunk and probably wouldnt remember asking her this. I wasnt.

Then about 5 minutes later she texted "Oh, and if I werent your mom."

...What do you think this means? I'm going to visit her this summer and I was wondering if I should try anything, and if I do, how do I bring it up?

[jesydollars]

I think she's up for it dude. She didn't freak out when you asked so thats all you need. When you go this summer jus be cool, be attentive and maybe ask her does she want a massage and just take it from there. You no what you have to do, good luck.

[Tubular x Tyler]

Thanks, I was hoping to hear that. I'm going to try, I have to. I'll let you guys know how it goes. Hopefully good news.

[every_mothers_lover]

so have you texed her yet???
or even tried anything with her???

[Tubular x Tyler]

Im going to visit her some time after July 14th. Hopefully it'll go from there. We'll drink and smoke some pot and hopefully one thing'll lead to another and...

[nunyabusiness]

The alcohol & pot will probably help, but if she doesn't want anything I say just go for it. She left a big enough opening.

[dv8r]

well?

[LimoDriver469]

SO!! What Happen???

[Jenni85]

OP hasn't logged on since his last post.

[Tubular x Tyler]

Haha, sorry guys.

Yeah, so definately not a thing happened.

When I got there, I was so incredibly turned off by my actual mom.

I think the prospect and fantasy of sex with my mom turned me on a lot more than the actual thing.

Sorry guys (again), and thanks for trying to help.